The Knights of Ni at Damn Yankees

The Knights of NiKevin Herndon
49–83
Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
Damn Yankees by 3425.8% margin

2002 · week 13 · regular season · CBS

Starters
0avg 11.89QB12avg 12.85

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts42does not score—
passing yards2211 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
0avg 2.92RB9avg 5.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 4.92RB1avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards191 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
3avg 5.31WR8avg 3.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards951 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards661 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards66counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
1avg 5.31WR4avg 7.77
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1011 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets11does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards101counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
1avg 3.62WR2avg 5.69
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets9does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets13does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
7avg 8.54K12avg 8.54
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points71+7
XP attempts7does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG31does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 301does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
37avg 8.08DEF30avg 12.08
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards222does not score—
punt return yards6does not score—
sacks51+5
interceptions12+2
defensive TD56+30
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std37
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards30does not score—
punt return yards31does not score—
sacks81+8
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries32+6
defensive TD16+6
points allowed33 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)3does not score—
yards allowed250250 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std30

The Knights of Ni: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 49. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Damn Yankees: no legal lineup sums to 83, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 5 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
25avg 12.31BN-5avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
completions30does not score—
attempts43does not score—
passing yards3341 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD36+18
carries4does not score—
rushing yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing 2-pt12+2
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts31does not score—
passing yards881 point per 50 yards, floored+1
interception3-2-6
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-5
16avg 12.69BN1avg 2.15
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts20does not score—
passing yards2091 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
9avg 7.23BN2avg 2.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards931 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets10does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
2avg 9.27BN1avg 4.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
7avg 2.77BN0avg 5.2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 4.15BN7avg 6.46
statvaluepts perpoints
targets6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG46does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3017does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
7avg 4BN4avg 5.31
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards108does not score—
punt return yards28does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed417417 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4

Following each team

The Knights of Ni ← wk 12 wk 14 → Damn Yankees ← wk 12 wk 14 →

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