Slackers at Knights Who Say Ni

SlackersRay Barlow
53–58
Knights Who Say NiKevin Herndon
Knights Who Say Ni by 54.6% margin

2003 · week 4 · regular season · CBS

Starters
14avg 7QB2avg 8.77
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2341 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries5does not score—
rushing yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 25 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
fumbles2does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
completions31does not score—
attempts47does not score—
passing yards3321 point per 50 yards, floored+6
interception2-2-4
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-25does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
9avg 3.92RB9avg 2.31
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards781 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards991 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
7avg 3RB3avg 2.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
0avg 5.55WR24avg 6.83

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1581 point per 25 yards, floored+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards158counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD36+18
Total2002-2009 cbs-std24
0avg 3.85WR1avg 6.31

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
3avg 1.92TE1avg 4.77
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards451 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
7avg 6.08K8avg 7.23
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3does not score—
rushing + receiving yards3does not score—
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG43does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3021does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG38does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG blocked1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 308does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
13avg 10.85DEF1avg 6.46
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards93does not score—
punt return yards36does not score—
sacks11+1
fumble recoveries32+6
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed161161 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards65does not score—
punt return yards17does not score—
sacks11+1
points allowed3030 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)22does not score—
yards allowed198198 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Slackers: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 53. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Knights Who Say Ni: no legal lineup sums to 58, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 9 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 16BN0avg 12

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 7.46BN0avg 6.5

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 9.4BN2avg 0.42

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
4avg 4.33BN0avg 8.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards201 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4

Did not play.

2avg 4.23BN1avg 4.46
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards581 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards58counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
4avg 11BN0avg 5.38
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards99does not score—
punt return yards20does not score—
sacks21+2
blocked FG100
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed250250 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 6.85BN0avg 3.45

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Following each team

Slackers ← wk 3 wk 5 → Knights Who Say Ni ← wk 3 wk 5 →

Also in 2003 week 4