Damn Yankees at Human Tornados

Damn YankeesBob Nemenz & Bruce Stewart
81–50
Human TornadosChuck Gouge
Damn Yankees by 3123.6% margin

2005 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
8avg 9.17QB16avg 11.27
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2351 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
carries1does not score—
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-28does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts25does not score—
passing yards2181 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
carries4does not score—
rushing yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
18avg 8.92RB9avg 7.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards107counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1551 point per 25 yards, floored+6
rushing TD26+12
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards67counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards751 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
3avg 0.63RB8avg 4.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards79counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards52counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
14avg 10WR7avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1061 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards106counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards411 point per 10 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards371 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
10avg 4.83WR2avg 4.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1241 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards124counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards52counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
2avg 4.91WR0avg 2.36
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

4avg 5.5K3avg 6.75
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG34does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 304does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
13avg 13.75DEF0avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards60does not score—
punt return yards35does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed283283 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13

Did not play.

Damn Yankees: no legal lineup sums to 81, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 9 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Human Tornados: no legal lineup sums to 50, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 5 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 0.2BN13avg 10.83

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts40does not score—
passing yards1751 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-13does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
0avg 5.3BN4avg 8.17

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1031 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
0avg 1.89BN0avg 4.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

0avg 9.14BN0avg 3.42

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
2avg 6.75BN0avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

BN-5avg 4.58
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards177does not score—
punt return yards11does not score—
sacks11+1
blocked PAT100
points allowed3333 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)33does not score—
yards allowed366366 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-5

Following each team

Damn Yankees ← wk 8 wk 10 → Human Tornados ← wk 8 wk 10 →

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