Damn Yankees at Monsters of the Midway

Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
17–63
Monsters of the MidwayBruce Stewart & Keith Stewart
Monsters of the Midway by 4657.4% margin

2006 · week 14 · playoff · CBS

Starters
10avg 15.75QB14avg 8.11
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts50does not score—
passing yards3131 point per 50 yards, floored+6
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 25 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts34does not score—
passing yards2321 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-31 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
4avg 12.25RB14avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries23does not score—
rushing yards120counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1241 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
carries30does not score—
rushing yards117counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1221 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD26+12
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
0avg 1.78RB2avg 3.82

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 25 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
4avg 7WR9avg 3.83
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1101 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
1avg 4.58WR16avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1041 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards104counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
0avg 1.67WR1avg 5.18
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards201 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
3avg 7.67K6avg 9.33
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points31+3
XP attempts4does not score—
XP missed1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts2does not score—
extra points61+6
XP attempts6does not score—
FG missed2does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
-5avg 5.17DEF1avg 9.08
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards82does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed4444 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)44does not score—
yards allowed447447 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-5
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards131does not score—
punt return yards21does not score—
sacks11+1
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed315315 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Damn Yankees: reconstructed from 16 legal lineups that sum to 17. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Monsters of the Midway: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 63. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
3avg 8.75BN0avg 15.8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions28does not score—
attempts41does not score—
passing yards2941 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception3-2-6
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-11does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3

Did not play.

0avg 1BN0avg 7.36
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

1avg 0.8BN5avg 4.22
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards116counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1311 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
0avg 0BN0avg 0.8

Did not play.

Did not play.

7avg 6.08BN0avg 4.8
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG35does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 308does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7

Did not play.

-7avg 4.17BN0avg 4.5
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards150does not score—
punt return yards1does not score—
points allowed4242 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)42does not score—
yards allowed372372 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-7

Did not play.

Following each team

Damn Yankees ← wk 13 — → Monsters of the Midway ← wk 13 wk 15 →

Also in 2006 week 14