Damn Yankees at Charlie's Angels

Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
58–66
Charlie's AngelsJaneen Kopale
Charlie's Angels by 86.4% margin

2007 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
23avg 15.58QB5avg 3.2
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2881 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD36+18
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts28does not score—
passing yards1021 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries6does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-2does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
3avg 5.88RB7avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries23does not score—
rushing yards139counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1831 point per 25 yards, floored+7
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
2avg 3.92RB5avg 11.82
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards94counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1011 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards85counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1311 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
9avg 6.17WR13avg 11.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards971 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1831 point per 25 yards, floored+7
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards183counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
1avg 5.25WR9avg 2.8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards831 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards83counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 4.14WR3avg 2.75

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards92counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
11avg 7.75K8avg 7.17
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG33does not score—
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG36does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
9avg 5.83DEF16avg 11.33
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards64does not score—
punt return yards21does not score—
sacks11+1
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed238238 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards156does not score—
punt return yards6does not score—
sacks51+5
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed227227 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16

Damn Yankees: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 58. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Charlie's Angels: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 66. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
10avg 6.8BN1avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts38does not score—
passing yards2191 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-12does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
completions12does not score—
attempts21does not score—
passing yards2221 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception2-2-4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 25 yards, floored+1
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-13does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 4.8BN3avg 2.92

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards66counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards771 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
23avg 6.33BN0avg 1.29
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1441 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards144counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD36+18
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 0.5BN0avg 3.4

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards201 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 2.58BN0avg 1.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

—BN-2avg 1.27

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-2
—BN

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

Following each team

Damn Yankees ← — wk 2 → Charlie's Angels ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2007 week 1