Human Tornados at Charlie's Angels

Human TornadosChuck Gouge
43–67
Charlie's AngelsJaneen Kopale
Charlie's Angels by 2421.8% margin

2007 · week 4 · regular season · CBS

Starters
0avg 10.1QB32avg 8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions15does not score—
attempts31does not score—
passing yards1381 point per 50 yards, floored+2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked12does not score—
sack yards-62does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
completions5does not score—
attempts12does not score—
passing yards751 point per 50 yards, floored+1
passing TD26+12
carries7does not score—
rushing yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD36+18
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std32
14avg 9.71RB5avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards134counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards2071 point per 25 yards, floored+8
rushing TD16+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries26does not score—
rushing yards131counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1311 point per 25 yards, floored+5
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
11avg 5.33RB0avg 11.82
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards117counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1321 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11

Did not play.

2avg 4.42WR16avg 11.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1021 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards102counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
1avg 1.27WR0avg 2.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 9.2WR0avg 2.8

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
9avg 7.75K7avg 7.17
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG49does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG blocked1does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3030does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts4does not score—
longest FG29does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG missed2does not score—
FG missed 40-492does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
6avg 10.75DEF7avg 11.33
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards66does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed301301 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards103does not score—
punt return yards16does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions22+4
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed283283 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7

Human Tornados: reconstructed from 13 legal lineups that sum to 43. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Charlie's Angels: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 67. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
10avg 6.27BN1avg 3.2
statvaluepts perpoints
completions28does not score—
attempts40does not score—
passing yards3171 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD16+6
carries5does not score—
rushing yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
completions7does not score—
attempts14does not score—
passing yards931 point per 50 yards, floored+1
carries3does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
2avg 4.91BN0avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

1avg 0.63BN8avg 2.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards52counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
0avg 3.67BN4avg 9.75

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns5does not score—
punt return yards421 point per 10 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
0avg 0.56BN0avg 3.4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
16avg 7.33BN0avg 1.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards55does not score—
punt return yards101does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions22+4
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed282282 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16

Did not play.

8avg 4.33BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards54does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed304304 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8

Following each team

Human Tornados ← wk 3 wk 5 → Charlie's Angels ← wk 3 wk 5 →

Also in 2007 week 4