Send in the Clowns at Bare Back Riders

Send in the ClownsSteve Baird
53–64
Bare Back RidersPhil Marion
Bare Back Riders by 119.4% margin

2008 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
17avg 13.5QB22avg 14.17
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards2991 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
carries5does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards2171 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD36+18
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std22
3avg 3.75RB4avg 3.2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards92counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries26does not score—
rushing yards100counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1001 point per 25 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
2avg 2.5RB1avg 1.83
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
7avg 5.08WR9avg 6.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
1avg 4.42WR1avg 3.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 5WR2avg 0.89

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
7avg 8.42K4avg 6.75
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG37does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 307does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
9avg 3.92DEF6avg 4.42
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards70does not score—
punt return yards2does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions12+2
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed284284 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards138does not score—
punt return yards45does not score—
interceptions22+4
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed309309 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6

Send in the Clowns: no legal lineup sums to 53, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 7 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Bare Back Riders: no legal lineup sums to 64, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 15 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
-3avg 5.44BN15avg 9.42
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts20does not score—
passing yards1951 point per 50 yards, floored+3
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-12does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-3
statvaluepts perpoints
completions26does not score—
attempts43does not score—
passing yards2511 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-23does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
2avg 1BN0avg 4.1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

1avg 3.13BN0avg 3.64
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

1avg 5.5BN0avg 3.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 3.17BN0avg 0.33

Did not play.

Did not play.

-1avg 0BN0avg 2.91
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Following each team

Send in the Clowns ← — wk 2 → Bare Back Riders ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2008 week 1