Mandela at Lactose Intolerents

MandelaMatt Fitz
43–44
Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
Lactose Intolerents by 11.2% margin

2008 · week 12 · regular season · CBS

Starters
9avg 14.83QB16avg 13.2
statvaluepts perpoints
completions32does not score—
attempts52does not score—
passing yards3511 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-3does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards3031 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-25does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
12avg 9.58RB0avg 9.36
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards101counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1201 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
rushing 2-pt12+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12

Did not play.

3avg 4.83RB0avg 11.63
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3

Did not play.

9avg 9.7WR5avg 6.09
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions11does not score—
receiving yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns4does not score—
punt return yards261 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
3avg 4.82WR1avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards841 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards84counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards371 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
2avg 7.82WR0avg 3.2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards171 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards481 point per 20 yards, floored+2
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards161 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
4avg 7.67K13avg 10.36
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3014does not score—
FG missed2does not score—
FG missed 40-492does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG33does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
1avg 1.92DEF9avg 11.5
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards124does not score—
punt return yards10does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed386386 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards80does not score—
punt return yards9does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed208208 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9

Mandela: reconstructed from 26 legal lineups that sum to 43. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 44. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
7avg 6.17BN8avg 9.27
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards2751 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries2does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards1391 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD16+6
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
4avg 7.83BN-3avg 6.6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards59counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1091 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards50counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
completions5does not score—
attempts14does not score—
passing yards511 point per 50 yards, floored+1
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-3
1avg 3.5BN9avg 5.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 25 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards88counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards881 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 5.22BN1avg 2.55
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
10avg 5.17BN1avg 4.25
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards881 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards88counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns8does not score—
kick return yards1581 point per 20 yards, floored+7
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
8avg 3.5BN26avg 11.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards39does not score—
punt return yards30does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions42+8
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
safeties12+2
blocked punt100
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed206206 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std26
0avg 3.27BN
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
13avg 4.75BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards63does not score—
punt return yards89does not score—
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed319319 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13

Following each team

Mandela ← wk 11 wk 13 → Lactose Intolerents ← wk 11 wk 13 →

Also in 2008 week 12