Send in the Clowns at Charlie's Angels — 2008 championship
SI
Send in the ClownsSteve Baird
56–32
Charlie's AngelsJaneen Kopale
CS
Send in the Clowns by 2427.2% margin
★ Championship 2008 · week 16 · the title game · CBS · Send in the Clowns took the title
Starters
25avg 12.67
QB
15avg 14.75
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
29
does not score
—
attempts
34
does not score
—
passing yards
364
1 point per 50 yards, floored
+7
passing TD
3
6
+18
carries
2
does not score
—
rushing yards
1
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
1
1 point per 25 yards, floored
0
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
25
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
24
does not score
—
attempts
39
does not score
—
passing yards
260
1 point per 50 yards, floored
+5
passing TD
2
6
+12
interception
1
-2
-2
carries
2
does not score
—
rushing yards
-6
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
-6
1 point per 25 yards, floored
0
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
15
9avg 3.75
RB
4avg 10.3
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
25
does not score
—
rushing yards
61
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
81
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+3
receptions
3
does not score
—
receiving yards
20
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
9
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
12
does not score
—
rushing yards
45
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
116
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+4
receptions
6
does not score
—
receiving yards
71
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
4
3avg 10.08
RB
2avg 7.67
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
17
does not score
—
rushing yards
67
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
96
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+3
receptions
3
does not score
—
receiving yards
29
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
3
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
8
does not score
—
rushing yards
32
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
53
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+2
receptions
5
does not score
—
receiving yards
21
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
2
8avg 5
WR
1avg 5.33
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
61
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+2
receptions
7
does not score
—
receiving yards
61
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
8
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
1
does not score
—
rushing yards
13
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
30
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+1
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
17
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
1
0avg 5.25
WR
1avg 6.25
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
19
1 point per 25 yards, floored
0
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
19
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
0
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
36
1 point per 25 yards, floored
+1
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
36
counted in rushing + receiving yards
fumbles
1
does not score
—
punt returns
2
does not score
—
punt return yards
6
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
1
0avg 4.42
WR
-2avg 5.45
Did not play.
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
18
1 point per 25 yards, floored
0
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
18
counted in rushing + receiving yards
fumbles
1
does not score
—
fumbles lost
1
-2
-2
punt returns
1
does not score
—
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
-2
6avg 8.67
K
6avg 9.17
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
1
3
+3
FG attempts
1
does not score
—
longest FG
22
does not score
—
extra points
3
1
+3
XP attempts
3
does not score
—
FG made 20-29
1
does not score
—
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
6
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
1
3
+3
FG attempts
1
does not score
—
longest FG
49
does not score
—
extra points
3
1
+3
XP attempts
3
does not score
—
FG made 40-49
1
does not score
—
FG yards beyond 30
19
does not score
—
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
6
5avg 3.17
DEF
5avg 4.75
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
109
does not score
—
punt return yards
36
does not score
—
sacks
3
1
+3
interceptions
1
2
+2
points allowed
16
16 allowed sits in a band worth 2
+2
points allowed (DST)
16
does not score
—
yards allowed
343
343 allowed sits in a band worth -2
-2
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
5
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
72
does not score
—
punt return yards
8
does not score
—
sacks
3
1
+3
interceptions
1
2
+2
defensive TD
1
6
+6
points allowed
24
24 allowed sits in a band worth -2
-2
points allowed (DST)
24
does not score
—
yards allowed
409
409 allowed sits in a band worth -4
-4
Total
2002-2009 cbs-std
5
Send in the Clowns: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 56. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
Charlie's Angels: reconstructed from 16 legal lineups that sum to 32. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS
measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer
passing yards1 point per 50 yards
passing TD6 points
interception-2 points
passing 2-pt2 points
rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
rushing TD6 points
rushing 2-pt2 points
receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
receiving TD6 points
receiving 2-pt2 points
fumbles lost-2 points
fumble-return TD6 points
special-teams TD6 points
kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
field goals3 points
extra points1 point
DEF sacks1 point
DEF interceptions2 points
DEF fumble recoveries2 points
DEF safeties2 points
DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
DEF defensive TD6 points
DEF fumble-return TD6 points
DEF special-teams TD6 points
Points allowed
0–6+4
7–12+3
13–17+2
18–230
24–28-2
29–33-3
34+-4
Yards allowed
0–189+4
190–229+3
230–279+2
280–3190
320–359-2
360–399-3
400+-4
How it is applied
floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.