Slobberknockers at Bickering Wrens

SlobberknockersBen Byler
51–67
Bickering WrensMike Pugh
Bickering Wrens by 1613.6% margin

2008 · week 5 · regular season · CBS

Starters
0avg 7.83QB0avg 4
statvaluepts perpoints
completions3does not score—
attempts3does not score—
passing yards181 point per 50 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

1avg 1.91RB11avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries24does not score—
rushing yards125counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1331 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
0avg 3.78RB7avg 7.17

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards711 point per 20 yards, floored+3
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards341 point per 10 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
11avg 6WR10avg 3.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1321 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards132counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1171 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards102counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
8avg 3.5WR3avg 2.2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards961 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards96counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
3avg 5.5WR9avg 3.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards961 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards96counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards79counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
10avg 7.58K10avg 7.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG43does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3015does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG45does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3022does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
12avg 3.67DEF17avg 6.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards178does not score—
punt return yards176does not score—
sacks11+1
special-teams TD26+12
points allowed3030 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)30does not score—
yards allowed270270 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards19does not score—
punt return yards68does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed00 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)0does not score—
yards allowed127127 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17

Slobberknockers: no legal lineup sums to 51, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 6 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 67. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
-1avg 7.75BN22avg 14.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions8does not score—
attempts16does not score—
passing yards741 point per 50 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-31does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts37does not score—
passing yards3131 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std22
0avg 4.5BN7avg 9.92

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards2591 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked5does not score—
sack yards-26does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
0avg 3BN6avg 15.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
completions26does not score—
attempts46does not score—
passing yards3301 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries3does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
0avg 2.8BN0avg 5.75

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 7.92BN0avg 2

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 5BN0avg 4.11

Did not play.

Did not play.

Following each team

Slobberknockers ← wk 4 wk 6 → Bickering Wrens ← wk 4 wk 6 →

Also in 2008 week 5