Dutch Ovens at South Park Cows

Dutch OvensAndy Kopale
47–52
South Park CowsBrian Pugh
South Park Cows by 55% margin

2009 · week 8 · regular season · CBS

Starters
8avg 14.58QB16avg 9.8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts25does not score—
passing yards2491 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-21 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-3does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts39does not score—
passing yards2491 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
5avg 7.83RB4avg 4.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries27does not score—
rushing yards102counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1301 point per 25 yards, floored+5
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards691 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards451 point per 20 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
3avg 9.17RB3avg 4.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards671 point per 20 yards, floored+3
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards171 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards881 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
6avg 4.55WR0avg 5.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
2avg 5.25WR6avg 5.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets12does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards68counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards121 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
0avg 8.7WR0avg 4.13

Did not play.

Did not play.

8avg 8.25K11avg 6.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3011does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG42does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3012does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
15avg 6.5DEF12avg 4.58
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards45does not score—
punt return yards116does not score—
sacks31+3
fumble recoveries22+4
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed308308 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards59does not score—
punt return yards73does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed204204 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12

Dutch Ovens: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 47. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 52. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
23avg 6.75BN0avg 8.36
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2651 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
carries4does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-14does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23

Did not play.

8avg 4.36BN5avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets8does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns6does not score—
kick return yards1121 point per 20 yards, floored+5
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards51 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
0avg 2.5BN2avg 7.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards661 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets10does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards66counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
4avg 5.27BN6avg 7.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
punt returns4does not score—
punt return yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards201 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
—BN8avg 3.5

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards148does not score—
punt return yards9does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries32+6
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed3535 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)29does not score—
yards allowed437437 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
0avg 4.25BN0avg 9.67

Did not play.

Did not play.

Following each team

Dutch Ovens ← wk 7 wk 9 → South Park Cows ← wk 7 wk 9 →

Also in 2009 week 8