Lactose Intolerents at Bickering Wrens

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
74–109
Bickering WrensMike Pugh
Bickering Wrens by 3519.2% margin

2010 · week 2 · regular season · CBS

Starters
14avg 20.08QB18avg 25.33
statvaluepts perpoints
completions13does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards1611 point per 20 yards, floored+8
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-24does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2481 point per 20 yards, floored+12
passing TD26+12
interception2-2-4
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18
8avg 9.33RB36avg 6.45
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards83counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards881 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries24does not score—
rushing yards129counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1861 point per 10 yards, floored+18
rushing TD26+12
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std36
6avg 7.08RB7avg 12.83
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards831 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards75counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards751 point per 10 yards, floored+7
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
9avg 6.67WR11avg 9.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
9avg 5.82WR9avg 5.25
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets10does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
2avg 2.14TE8avg 10.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
10avg 7.25K2avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3014does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
16avg 10.5DEF18avg 6.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards61does not score—
punt return yards22does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions22+4
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed186186 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards37does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions32+6
fumble recoveries12+2
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed364364 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 74. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 109. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
31avg 18.25BN41avg 9.73
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2201 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD36+18
passing 2-pt12+2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std31
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards78counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards2321 point per 10 yards, floored+23
rushing TD26+12
targets14does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards154counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std41
11avg 10.83BN0avg 8.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards92counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1131 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11

Did not play.

13avg 6.09BN0avg 6.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards751 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards74counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards191 point per 20 yards, floored0
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards51 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
targets1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
9avg 4.67BN7avg 7.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
9avg 6.83BN7avg 4.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG40does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3018does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards107does not score—
punt return yards66does not score—
sacks11+1
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed308308 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
11avg -0.42BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards11does not score—
punt return yards2does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions32+6
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed339339 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← wk 1 wk 3 → Bickering Wrens ← wk 1 wk 3 →

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