Lactose Intolerents at Shark Week

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
64–116
Shark WeekJim Knox
Shark Week by 5228.8% margin

2010 · week 4 · regular season · CBS

Starters
5avg 20.08QB-1avg 9.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards1951 point per 20 yards, floored+9
carries3does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-21 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-12does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions7does not score—
attempts14does not score—
passing yards641 point per 20 yards, floored+3
interception2-2-4
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-1
20avg 10.83RB30avg 20.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards63counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 10 yards, floored+8
rushing TD26+12
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards131counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1871 point per 10 yards, floored+18
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std30
-2avg 6.67RB13avg 11.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 10 yards, floored+7
rushing TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
14avg 5.82WR28avg 12.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards89counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards2221 point per 10 yards, floored+22
targets15does not score—
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards222counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std28
8avg 6.67WR5avg 6.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets8does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards581 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards58counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
8avg 6.09WR3avg 3.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns5does not score—
kick return yards1071 point per 20 yards, floored+5
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
4avg 7.25K6avg 9.5
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG49does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3019does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
7avg 10.5DEF30avg 8.75
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards124does not score—
punt return yards11does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2626 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)26does not score—
yards allowed431431 allowed sits in a band worth -6-6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards51does not score—
punt return yards19does not score—
sacks91+9
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)4does not score—
yards allowed124124 allowed sits in a band worth 6+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std30

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 64. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Shark Week: no legal lineup sums to 116, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 2 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
20avg 18.25BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards1611 point per 20 yards, floored+8
passing TD26+12
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

6avg 6.67BN0avg 5.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards801 point per 20 yards, floored+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6

Did not play.

5avg 7.08BN0avg 4.14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards561 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5

Did not play.

0avg 9.33BN—

Did not play.

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

3avg 4.67BN1avg 2.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
3avg 6.83BN0avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG40does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3010does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3

Did not play.

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← wk 3 wk 5 → Shark Week ← wk 3 wk 5 →

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