South Park Cows at Team Wolpfack

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
85–58
Team WolpfackKevin Herndon
South Park Cows by 2718.8% margin

2010 · week 5 · regular season · CBS

No lineup reconstructedfor South Park Cows. No legal eight sums to 85, so which players were started is not known — every one on the roster is listed below, with his points. The lineup below is Team Wolpfack, alone.
Starters
QB19avg 24.25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts39does not score—
passing yards2791 point per 20 yards, floored+13
passing TD26+12
interception3-2-6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19
RB3avg 8.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 10 yards, floored+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
RB0avg 9.44
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
WR11avg 13.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets9does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
WR4avg 9.63
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets9does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
WR0avg 11

Did not play.

K7avg 6.89
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG35does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
DEF14avg 7.08
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards126does not score—
punt return yards23does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries32+6
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed364364 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14

No lineup is reconstructable for South Park Cows this week. No legal eight-man lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster sums to the recorded score, which means a player who really started is missing from it.

Team Wolpfack: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 58. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench — full roster for South Park Cows, whose starters are unknown
12avg 4.13BN6avg 17.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 10 yards, floored+6
rushing TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts45does not score—
passing yards2151 point per 20 yards, floored+10
interception2-2-4
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-2does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
5avg 3.83BN0avg 11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5

Did not play.

4avg 5.11BN10avg 6.4
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards401 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
1avg 4.55BN0avg 5.56
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards211 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
9avg 10.58BN0avg 8.55
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards951 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
9avg 8.92BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards931 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards93counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
6avg 3.25BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards611 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards61counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
2avg 7.13BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
0avg 9.67BN

Did not play.

0BN

Did not play.

10avg 4.27BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets9does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
2avg 4.08BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
10avg 7BN
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts4does not score—
longest FG45does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3018does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
3avg 0.92BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards145does not score—
punt return yards19does not score—
sacks31+3
points allowed2626 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)26does not score—
yards allowed306306 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3

Following each team

South Park Cows ← wk 4 wk 6 → Team Wolpfack ← wk 4 wk 6 →

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