South Park Cows at Bickering Wrens — 2011 championship
SP
South Park CowsBrian Pugh
38–109
Bickering WrensMike Pugh
BW
Bickering Wrens by 7148.2% margin
★ Championship 2011 · week 16 · the title game · CBS · Bickering Wrens took the title
Starters
0avg 22.83
QB
34avg 29.25
stat
value
pts per
points
attempts
2
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
0
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
27
does not score
—
attempts
46
does not score
—
passing yards
304
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+15
passing TD
1
6
+6
carries
9
does not score
—
rushing yards
17
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
17
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+1
rushing TD
2
6
+12
sacked
4
does not score
—
sack yards
-23
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
34
9avg 11.08
RB
19avg 5.17
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
23
does not score
—
rushing yards
70
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
94
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+9
targets
3
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
24
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
9
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
16
does not score
—
rushing yards
111
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
138
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+13
rushing TD
1
6
+6
targets
3
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
27
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
19
2avg 10.09
RB
6avg 10.36
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
16
does not score
—
rushing yards
57
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
65
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+6
targets
2
does not score
—
receptions
1
does not score
—
receiving yards
8
counted in rushing + receiving yards
fumbles
2
does not score
—
fumbles lost
2
-2
-4
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
2
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
15
does not score
—
rushing yards
64
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
64
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+6
targets
1
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
6
9avg 8
WR
14avg 8.5
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
92
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+9
targets
7
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
92
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
9
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
81
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+8
targets
11
does not score
—
receptions
7
does not score
—
receiving yards
81
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
14
7avg 6.67
WR
5avg 11.5
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
76
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+7
targets
8
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
76
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
7
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
1
does not score
—
rushing yards
8
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
42
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
targets
6
does not score
—
receptions
3
does not score
—
receiving yards
34
counted in rushing + receiving yards
kick returns
1
does not score
—
kick return yards
30
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+1
punt returns
1
does not score
—
punt return yards
5
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
5
4avg 11.08
WR
4avg 8.22
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
41
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
targets
7
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
41
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
4
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
40
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
targets
6
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
40
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
4
9avg 9.42
K
10avg 8.55
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
1
3
+3
FG attempts
1
does not score
—
longest FG
29
does not score
—
extra points
6
1
+6
XP attempts
6
does not score
—
FG made 20-29
1
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
9
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
3
3
+9
FG attempts
4
does not score
—
longest FG
36
does not score
—
extra points
1
1
+1
XP attempts
1
does not score
—
FG made 20-29
1
does not score
—
FG made 30-39
2
does not score
—
FG yards beyond 30
7
does not score
—
FG missed
1
does not score
—
FG missed 50-59
1
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
10
-2avg 5.83
DEF
17avg 9.42
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
34
does not score
—
punt return yards
8
does not score
—
interceptions
2
2
+4
points allowed
21
21 allowed sits in a band worth 0
0
points allowed (DST)
15
does not score
—
yards allowed
441
441 allowed sits in a band worth -6
-6
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
-2
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
30
does not score
—
punt return yards
5
does not score
—
sacks
3
1
+3
points allowed
0
0 allowed sits in a band worth 10
+10
points allowed (DST)
0
does not score
—
yards allowed
232
232 allowed sits in a band worth 4
+4
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
17
South Park Cows: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 38. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 109. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS
measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer
passing yards1 point per 20 yards
passing TD6 points
interception-2 points
passing 2-pt2 points
rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
rushing TD6 points
rushing 2-pt2 points
receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
receiving TD6 points
receiving 2-pt2 points
fumbles lost-2 points
fumble-return TD6 points
special-teams TD6 points
kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
field goals3 points
extra points1 point
DEF sacks1 point
DEF interceptions2 points
DEF fumble recoveries2 points
DEF safeties2 points
DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
DEF defensive TD6 points
DEF fumble-return TD6 points
DEF special-teams TD6 points
Points allowed
0–0+10
1–3+6
4–7+4
8–12+3
13–18+2
19–230
24–28-2
29–34-4
35+-6
Yards allowed
0–99+10
100–174+6
175–239+4
240–279+3
280–319+2
320–3490
350–379-2
380–419-4
420+-6
How it is applied
floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.