South Park Cows at Michigan

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
99–64
MichiganBen Byler
South Park Cows by 3521.4% margin

2012 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
32avg 22.42QB17avg 17.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards3071 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries5does not score—
rushing yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-17does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std32
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2311 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD16+6
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-21 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
8avg 11.67RB10avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 10 yards, floored+8
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
1avg 8.44RB1avg 4.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
17avg 12.33WR8avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1101 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets11does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards77counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
14avg 13.89WR1avg 11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1041 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets8does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards84counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards881 point per 20 yards, floored+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
11avg 7.83WR6avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets10does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
16avg 9.92K5avg 7.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals43+12
FG attempts4does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3015does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG42does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3012does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
0avg 7.25DEF16avg 8.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards27does not score—
punt return yards23does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed3131 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)25does not score—
yards allowed334334 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards47does not score—
punt return yards27does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed284284 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 99. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Michigan: reconstructed from 7 legal lineups that sum to 64. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
23avg 17.67BN15avg 17.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards2111 point per 20 yards, floored+10
passing TD26+12
carries5does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 10 yards, floored+1
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts25does not score—
passing yards1981 point per 20 yards, floored+9
passing TD16+6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-25does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
4avg 6.2BN-1avg 15.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards401 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
completions12does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards1181 point per 20 yards, floored+5
interception4-2-8
carries2does not score—
rushing yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
fumbles2does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-7does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-1
2avg 5.42BN2avg 2.56
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
7avg 7.83BN18avg 9.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1201 point per 10 yards, floored+12
targets10does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards120counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18
0avg 5.2BN5avg 7

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
9avg 6BN3avg 4.58
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3

Following each team

South Park Cows ← — wk 2 → Michigan ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2012 week 1