Bickering War Wrens at South Park Cows — 2013 championship
BW
Bickering War WrensMike Pugh
41–73
South Park CowsBrian Pugh
SP
South Park Cows by 3228% margin
★ Championship 2013 · week 16 · the title game · CBS · South Park Cows took the title
Starters
14avg 21
QB
21avg 23.5
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
14
does not score
—
attempts
26
does not score
—
passing yards
172
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+8
passing TD
1
6
+6
sacked
2
does not score
—
sack yards
-14
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
14
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
17
does not score
—
attempts
27
does not score
—
passing yards
226
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+11
passing TD
2
6
+12
interception
1
-2
-2
carries
1
does not score
—
rushing yards
-1
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
-1
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
sacked
2
does not score
—
sack yards
-12
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
21
8avg 6.6
RB
20avg 17
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
20
does not score
—
rushing yards
37
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
41
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
rushing TD
1
6
+6
targets
1
does not score
—
receptions
1
does not score
—
receiving yards
4
counted in rushing + receiving yards
fumbles
1
does not score
—
fumbles lost
1
-2
-2
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
8
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
13
does not score
—
rushing yards
106
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
144
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+14
rushing TD
1
6
+6
targets
6
does not score
—
receptions
5
does not score
—
receiving yards
38
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
20
5avg 15.17
RB
7avg 14.92
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
9
does not score
—
rushing yards
29
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
54
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+5
targets
5
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
25
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
5
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
18
does not score
—
rushing yards
71
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
76
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+7
targets
2
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
5
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
7
8avg 7.17
WR
9avg 12.42
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
7
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
targets
2
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
7
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
kick returns
1
does not score
—
kick return yards
54
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+2
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
8
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
36
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+3
targets
9
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
36
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
9
4avg 12.08
WR
2avg 7.08
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
2
does not score
—
rushing yards
12
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
41
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
targets
5
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
29
counted in rushing + receiving yards
punt returns
1
does not score
—
punt return yards
-3
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
4
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
8
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
targets
6
does not score
—
receptions
1
does not score
—
receiving yards
8
counted in rushing + receiving yards
kick returns
2
does not score
—
kick return yards
57
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+2
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
2
0avg 10.08
WR
3avg 5.92
Did not play.
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
35
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+3
targets
7
does not score
—
receptions
4
does not score
—
receiving yards
35
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
3
3avg 7.92
K
6avg 7.75
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
1
3
+3
FG attempts
1
does not score
—
longest FG
50
does not score
—
FG made 50-59
1
does not score
—
FG yards beyond 30
20
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
3
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
1
3
+3
FG attempts
1
does not score
—
longest FG
25
does not score
—
extra points
3
1
+3
XP attempts
3
does not score
—
FG made 20-29
1
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
6
-1avg 11
DEF
5avg 9.5
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
140
does not score
—
punt return yards
23
does not score
—
sacks
1
1
+1
points allowed
23
23 allowed sits in a band worth 0
0
points allowed (DST)
23
does not score
—
yards allowed
367
367 allowed sits in a band worth -2
-2
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
-1
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
79
does not score
—
punt return yards
20
does not score
—
sacks
1
1
+1
interceptions
2
2
+4
defensive TD
1
6
+6
points allowed
24
24 allowed sits in a band worth -2
-2
points allowed (DST)
24
does not score
—
yards allowed
402
402 allowed sits in a band worth -4
-4
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
5
Bickering War Wrens: reconstructed from 7 legal lineups that sum to 41. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
South Park Cows: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 73. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS
measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer
passing yards1 point per 20 yards
passing TD6 points
interception-2 points
passing 2-pt2 points
rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
rushing TD6 points
rushing 2-pt2 points
receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
receiving TD6 points
receiving 2-pt2 points
fumbles lost-2 points
fumble-return TD6 points
special-teams TD6 points
kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
field goals3 points
extra points1 point
DEF sacks1 point
DEF interceptions2 points
DEF fumble recoveries2 points
DEF safeties2 points
DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
DEF defensive TD6 points
DEF fumble-return TD6 points
DEF special-teams TD6 points
Points allowed
0–0+10
1–3+6
4–7+4
8–12+3
13–18+2
19–230
24–28-2
29–34-4
35+-6
Yards allowed
0–99+10
100–174+6
175–239+4
240–279+3
280–319+2
320–3490
350–379-2
380–419-4
420+-6
How it is applied
floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.