South Park Cows at Bulldogs

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
98–74
BulldogsBen Byler
South Park Cows by 2414% margin

2015 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
31avg 14.25QB18avg 19.73
statvaluepts perpoints
completions36does not score—
attempts45does not score—
passing yards3561 point per 20 yards, floored+17
passing TD36+18
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2014-2015 cbs-std31
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2251 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 10 yards, floored+3
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-12does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std18
16avg 15.6RB18avg 9.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1031 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards63counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 10 yards, floored+6
rushing TD26+12
Total2014-2015 cbs-std18
12avg 9.71RB10avg 10.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1041 point per 10 yards, floored+10
rushing 2-pt12+2
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std10
3avg 5.25RB8avg 11.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets8does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std8
8avg 9.36WR5avg 10.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets12does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards201 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2014-2015 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
2avg 14.08WR5avg 4.22
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets6does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards591 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards59counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
7avg 8.29K9avg 6.33
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG34does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 304does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG45does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3026does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std9
19avg 14.33DEF1avg 3.25
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards20does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed173173 allowed sits in a band worth 5+5
Total2014-2015 cbs-std19
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards27does not score—
punt return yards10does not score—
interceptions12+2
points allowed3131 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)31does not score—
yards allowed333333 allowed sits in a band worth 1+1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std1

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 9 legal lineups that sum to 98. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Bulldogs: reconstructed from 8 legal lineups that sum to 74. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2014–2015 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points
  • DEF blocked FG2 points
  • DEF blocked punt2 points
  • DEF blocked PAT1 point

Points allowed

  • 0–0+5
  • 1–6+4
  • 7–10+3
  • 11–14+2
  • 15–20+1
  • 21–240
  • 25–29-1
  • 30–33-2
  • 34+-3

Yards allowed

  • 0–199+5
  • 200–249+4
  • 250–299+3
  • 300–324+2
  • 325–349+1
  • 350–3740
  • 375–399-1
  • 400–424-2
  • 425+-3

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

ladders: quoted · blockedKicks: quoted · dstPa: quoted

Bench
34avg 28.17BN6avg 13.89
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards3071 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD36+18
carries3does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std34
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts40does not score—
passing yards1751 point per 20 yards, floored+8
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-25does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std6
18avg 9.17BN30avg 9.86
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 10 yards, floored+6
rushing TD26+12
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
carries26does not score—
rushing yards168counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1821 point per 10 yards, floored+18
rushing TD26+12
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std30
21avg 10.33BN2avg 3.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards851 point per 10 yards, floored+8
special-teams TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std21
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std2
2avg 1.67BN16avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1011 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards101counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std16
2avg 2.57BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards451 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2014-2015 cbs-std2

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

9avg 6BN0avg 10.44
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards105does not score—
punt return yards34does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed3333 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)33does not score—
yards allowed483483 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2014-2015 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
targets3does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std0

Following each team

South Park Cows ← — wk 2 → Bulldogs ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2015 week 1