Lactose Intolerents at Shark Week

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
90–76
Shark WeekJim Knox
Lactose Intolerents by 148.4% margin

2011 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
17avg 24.67QB14avg 17.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards2681 point per 20 yards, floored+13
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 10 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-28does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
completions15does not score—
attempts20does not score—
passing yards1241 point per 20 yards, floored+6
carries7does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 10 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
11avg 12.75RB26avg 15.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards75counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards761 point per 20 yards, floored+3
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards921 point per 10 yards, floored+9
special-teams TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std26
11avg 11.27RB0avg 19.7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards561 point per 10 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11

Did not play.

7avg 7.42WR13avg 8.58
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets10does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1391 point per 10 yards, floored+13
targets13does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards139counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
14avg 14.25TE4avg 4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards111 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
3avg 4.38TE4avg 6.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
12avg 8.58K7avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3011does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG49does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3019does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
15avg 8DEF8avg 6.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards53does not score—
punt return yards14does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries22+4
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed1212 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)6does not score—
yards allowed386386 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards34does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed315315 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 90. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Shark Week: reconstructed from 7 legal lineups that sum to 76. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
38avg 27.92BN25avg 16.25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts37does not score—
passing yards4221 point per 20 yards, floored+21
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries8does not score—
rushing yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 10 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-19does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std38
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards3091 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD26+12
carries4does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-14does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std25
15avg 10.33BN3avg 9.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards941 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets10does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
14avg 4BN14avg 10
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards91counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1401 point per 10 yards, floored+14
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets8does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
0avg 0.8BN8avg 5.58
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
29avg 11.33BN6avg 3.64
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1781 point per 10 yards, floored+17
targets11does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards178counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2010-2013 cbs-std29
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards671 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards67counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
13avg 7.58BN9avg 8.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards741 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards74counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG28does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← — wk 2 → Shark Week ← — wk 2 →

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