Skokie Sons-O-Bitches at Soon to be 14 rings Baird

Skokie Sons-O-BitchesJacob Weissburg
82–100
Soon to be 14 rings BairdSteve Baird
Soon to be 14 rings Baird by 189.8% margin

2011 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
29avg 16.5QB17avg 16.33
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2241 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD36+18
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std29
statvaluepts perpoints
completions13does not score—
attempts22does not score—
passing yards1051 point per 20 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
carries6does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 10 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
15avg 14.43RB21avg 13.67
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards150counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1561 point per 10 yards, floored+15
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards68counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1581 point per 10 yards, floored+15
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards90counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std21
6avg 7.42RB9avg 9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 10 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
12avg 10.55WR15avg 9.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1221 point per 10 yards, floored+12
targets11does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards122counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards951 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets11does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
-1avg 7WR15avg 10.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards901 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards90counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
11avg 8.42TE0avg 6.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1101 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11

Did not play.

0avg 0K2avg 7.25

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 60+1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
10avg 3.83DEF21avg 11.58
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards90does not score—
punt return yards38does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed187187 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards46does not score—
punt return yards91does not score—
sacks31+3
fumble recoveries22+4
special-teams TD16+6
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed236236 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std21

Skokie Sons-O-Bitches: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 82. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Soon to be 14 rings Baird: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 100. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
23avg 16.67BN18avg 12.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts34does not score—
passing yards2631 point per 20 yards, floored+13
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-14does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts46does not score—
passing yards3041 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 10 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked5does not score—
sack yards-32does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18
3avg 4.14BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

7avg 7.56BN8avg 5.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 10 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
2avg 4BN4avg 13.36
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
0avg 0.8BN0avg 2.5
statvaluepts perpoints
targets4does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
targets3does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
1avg 1.55BN2avg 2.27
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets5does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2

Following each team

Skokie Sons-O-Bitches ← — wk 2 → Soon to be 14 rings Baird ← — wk 2 →

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